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From the Start MERB dates way back 25 years ago when little Ryan and Elisa fell in love at the sand box of school. The two became inseperable even outside of their diapers. Elisa and Ryan used to play dress up together and would enact scenes of what their high school prom dresses would look like and how to wear their make-up and hair. Eventually Ryan grew out of the Barbie doll stage and focused on baseball. He was drafted by the Rangers and left Elisa behind to star on centerstage by herself.
RYAN AND RHIANNON @ Mia Dolphins Game with drinks ofcourse			The Formation of a Group that Defines PARTY One day, Elisa met a girl named Missy while shopping for personal gratification devices in a local store. The two became instant friends and started singing and acted in local productions for a film company called I Like Dick. The two had just finished filming the classy movie, "Red Lace Romps" and were vacationing in Miami witht their make-up artist Bronwen. They did a pit-stop in Miami to visit old friend, Ryan Dempster while his team was in town. Ryan had also turned into a professional pimp, and had hooked the girls up with local professional, Rhiannon to help work the circuit. The girls frequented the local strip and strip clubs. Ryan realized his potential for a cash cow and started pimping out the girls left and right and made a killing off of his investments until Bronwen realized she could be carrying a large human baby...
Movie Making Magic Ryan called in a camera crew and went off an impromptu no script for the first smash hit, "Wet, Hot Florida Vacation", a spoof of "Wet, Hot American Summer." The movie earnmed critical acclaim and oscars* for acting, directing, and musical selection. This sent the girls into super-stardom, and Kevin into super-stupid mode. The girls next movie, MERB vs. NY wasnt as well received but earned high numbers at the box office. The girls are coming back full-force with the release of "Sweet Ballsack." It is being hailed as the MOVIE of the YEAR! People cannot wait until it is released. Unfortunate news hit the girls of MERB hard when they found out that their mascot from the movie, Ballsacker was hit by a car in Union Square and is now a three-legged-freak. The girls are captializing on the market by releasing their untitled debut album featuring the hits "Coonow" and "Unbelievable". Too bad the girls are tone-deaf. *oscars are referred to the oscar the grouch awards which go to the home movies for perverts.			TIMES SQUARE Rhiannon, Baltimore Johnny, and his love ELISA!